April 2013
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Where is TPC?
March 2013
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A song to celebrate the St. Paul show...
January 2013
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“You got it, dude.”
– Michelle Tanner
December 2012
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I once saw these guys live. They released 40...
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Listen
September 2012
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MENOMENA!
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Listen
August 2012
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July 2012
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This song will get in your head and then start...
June 2012
4 posts
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New Japandroids is smoking.
May 2012
6 posts
Catchy as all get out.
WatchCursive and Cymbals Eat Guitars cover Gin Blossoms
WatchSharon Van Etten and Shearwater cover “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around”
April 2012
6 posts
This like this track from the much hyped Fun....
Listen
This track stinks of Mr. Auerbach, but I still...
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
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“It’s just one of those days when you feel like a little boy in a black and...”
– Popular photography has ruined my sense of emotions
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Shocker: The Canon PowerShot G1 X Isn't That Great... →
I’m completely flabbergasted that a $800 camera without the ability to swap lenses and an “almost but not quite” APC sized sensor, probably isn’t worth that price tag. Especially, when you can get a true APC sensor in a Sony NEX (which includes swap-able lenses and a smaller body) for about three bills less.
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Your Guide To Being Better Than Everyone Else:...
Hello, fellow elitie. I trust that your year is going well and you’ve effectively alienated all those that are beneath your superior form. If not, don’t worry, as we have another technique for you to implement in you elite quest: we will be discussing the use if sunglasses in portraying your unrivaled pedigree.
1. Wear Sunglasses All The Time
This first section looks at the most...
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7 Things I Enjoy In Video Games But Not In Actual...
1. Prostitution
Prostitution is great. Everybody wins. The only real problem with prostitution in the real world is the clumsy monetary transition that has to take place (and it does have to take place, otherwise it’s just boring, consensual sex). Let’s be honest: it’s a little awkward. That’s why it’s so enjoyable in the 2D world. More often than not, you...
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Your Guide To Being Better Than Everyone Else: Use...
In this inaugural edition of Being Better Than Everyone Else, I want to cover a tried and true method to increase your better-ness: the generous overuse of quotations. This technique can be applied to both written and verbal communication. It should be used in the context of a reply or rebuttal and becomes even more powerful when opinions are being discussed. The effect produced by this...
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Things I Need To Know Before Consuming An Energy...
1. Do I need to remove my shirt before drinking this energy drink? I have heard reports that certain energy drinks will cause what sounds like a horrific, spontaneous growth of feathery appendages from the shoulder blade area. This sounds traumatizing enough in it’s own right, that I don’t want to ruin my fav Van Halen t-shirt, too. 2. How does ingesting this energy drink hold...
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Top 9 College Football Teams Most Hated By This...
Here is a list of my top most-hated college football teams. Some of the explanations may include solid reasoning and some might be just pure hatred, but the fact is that I’m right about all of them. 9. Wisconsin Badgers They’re stupid and slow and always have a running back that is bigger than Al Roker. I already suffered through Jerome Bettis’ “awesome” NFL career, do we...
